Increase youtube & metacafe video buffering speed

Impatient over slow loading of your favorite videos?? Here’s a break! Increase the buffering speed of videos in metacafe and youtube:
  • Go to start
  • Click on run
  • Type: system.ini
  • After that you will get system notepad file as:

; for 16-bit app support

 

[drivers]

wave=mmdrv.dll

timer=timer.drv

[mci]

[driver32]

[386enh]

woafont=dosapp.FON

EGA80WOA.FON=EGA80WOA.FON

EGA40WOA.FON=EGA40WOA.FON

CGA80WOA.FON=CGA80WOA.FON

CGA40WOA.FON=CGA40WOA.FON

  • Just below it copy this:

page buffer=1000000Tbps

 

load=1000000Tbps

download=1000000Tbps

save=1000000Tbps

back=1000000Tbps

search=1000000Tbps

sound=1000000Tbps

 

webcam=1000000Tbps

voice=1000000Tbps

faxmodemfast=1000000Tbps

 

 

update=1000000Tbps

  • So totally it will look like

; for 16-bit app support

 

[drivers]

wave=mmdrv.dll

timer=timer.drv

[mci]

[driver32]

[386enh]

 

woafont=dosapp.FON

EGA80WOA.FON=EGA80WOA.FON

EGA40WOA.FON=EGA40WOA.FON

CGA80WOA.FON=CGA80WOA.FON

CGA40WOA.FON=CGA40WOA.FON

page buffer=1000000Tbps

load=1000000Tbps

download=1000000Tbps

save=1000000Tbps

back=1000000Tbps

search=1000000Tbps

sound=1000000Tbps

webcam=1000000Tbps

voice=1000000Tbps

faxmodemfast=1000000Tbps

 

 

update=1000000Tbps

  • Save the notepad file and reboot your system.

Speed up the starting of Mozilla Firefox

Firefox starts quite slowly, but you can increase its starting speed:

  • Right-click on you firefox shortcut (it works just on the shortcut ) and go to properties.
  • In the target field, add /Prefetch:1 at the end (you will have something like this C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe” /Prefetch:1 )

Don’t forget the space before /Prefetch:1

Have Real Fun on Facebook with Pirate Language

Facebook can be made more interesting . In the following steps, we show you how to have more fun with languages:
    1. Go to “account settings” from the top right corner of your facebook profile.
    2. Click on “language” tab in General Settings Section.
    3. In drop-down menu, choose either of the two:
      • English (Pirate)
      • English (Upside Down)
    4. Have fun exploring both these languages…

More About ENGLISH (PIRATE):

English used by pirates
Eg: instead of “logout” it says “abandon ship” 😀

More About English (upside down):

Ya…you guessed it right…it’s english all right, but uʍop ǝpısdn